are you there God, it's me Jack.

Today we were in Trader Joe's picking up a few essentials like organic hot dogs (it's important to get organic junk food, you know). The Trader Joe's man gets on the PA system and with a loud booming voice announces their latest contest to win some kind of tasty candy if you have the correct answer. Jack turns to me and says, "Mommy is that God?" Yes, Jack, God would like to know who brought the tomatoes to Europe and wants to give candy to whichever shopper knows the answer. God's cool like that.