Monday, March 30, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
"I'm not wearing a jacket. That's my story!" (I can't blame you, I hate jackets too, buddy, but it's 41degrees out and PUT ON YOUR JACKET (and, tout suite, before mean mommy shows her ugly face)!)
Back talk from my three year old. Nice.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
And to think... I just got praise for my low credit card bill that came today. Oh well April is another month :).
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I thought we were meant to be, I really did. But I get it, you're just not that into me. We're done.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
*T-man no need to hold your breath - this is not a pool!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
The most likely answer is that your brother doesn't understand the word gentle and is all up in your face. We're working on that. Promise.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Dad: Well, we are celebrating a time called Lent. Before Easter, we are getting ready to celebrate Jesus going to heaven and we give up eating meat on Fridays.
Jack: Ohhhh. So we get to eat pizza.
Dad: Yep, Pizza tonight.
Jack: Yeah, cause Jesus' friends ate all the meat.
Dad: Um, yeah, I guess.
Wow. That's all I got.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
5. Unbelievably CHEESY kick off apology to Bonnie (kiss up) as well as all the viewers and of course, Melissa for the jerky thing he did breaking up with her on national TV.
4. He totes himself being a single dad. But little Ty's mom is still in the picture and fairly participatory per Jason himself. Bonnie actually asked him if he would ever tell Ty that he was a single dad or if he would say he always has himself AND his mom-- No Bonnie di'int. Oh, yes, she did-- He obviously said the latter.
3. His naive response to the tabloid's portrayal of the happenings. Uh, Jason, have you never picked up an tabloid mag before... do you think the truth sells???
2. Insinuating that he contractually had to do the break up on camera when that isn't the case at all. He is just THAT big of a jerk and thought it sounded like a good idea. I guess it did extend his 15 minutes of fame. Don't worry, Molly, he said he'd do it different next time, so I guess you don't have to worry.
1. He might have heard that Molly was going to be the next Bachelorette! Hello!? And that "might" have something to do with the quick change of heart.
I think my Team Jennifer (Aniston) T-shirt just got replaced with Team Melissa. Mel (yep we're that tight) is now one of the Dancing with the Stars contestants. I think I will vote for her.
Mom's current fav. is The Coffee Song
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Also am coveting these pillows from their "Nest" collection... how fun to dress up any couch or chair (my boys won't let me dress them up so i have to resort to dressing up my furniture).
*Pic courtesy of nella designs esty.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Jack is a KILLER when it comes to eating. If I wasn't the one who delivered him, I wouldn't believe he was mine (oh right, except for that part where people say he looks just like me!) He hates to sleep and hates to eat... he did NOT get this from moi! The only thing I LOVE more than sleep is to eat. The only thing jack hates more than eating, is losing. I know psych people would beat me with a wet noodle, but maybe I have said, "Thomas is going to finish his dinner before you" once or twice. Poof! Dinner is gone! It's magical, really.
Thomas is me in and out. Loves to sleep and loves to eat and he even grinds his sweet little seven teeth that he has just like his momma. Seriously, I have yet to find something that he doesn't like. At this point it is a game. I am like he will never eat this spinach, oh yep, not only does he eat it, he FINISHES Jack's. Surely he won't like this stewed tomato, omg, he ate that too! I love it - its a dream after having picky jack.
Great recipe for kiddos: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/30-minute-shepherds-pie-recipe/index.html
Weight: 21.2lbs (50th%)
Height: 29.5 (75th%)
Head: 19 (95th%! Big noggin = big brain, right!)
He is crawling all over - totally wants to walk, with help of an adult (read: broken back), ALL day. He is an AWESOME eater. Did his first wave "bye bye" to Dr. Harkness. Its so funny to watch him do things with his hands - he looks at them like, "Wow, OK, I get it, I AM moving you!" I think he signed "bottle" the other day. I am so excited that he is getting more interactive and picking up on the sign lingo. Jack is really sweet teaching him. The other day I caught Jack standing in front of Thomas' high chair signing "more." Moments like that make me melt. I love watching when they don't know you're watching!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
WHY IS NO ONE FOLLOWING THE RULES TODAY! Grrrrrrrr.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
** since I can't figure out how to load a song... here's a link to youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpVo1hntbY0
Melissa, I liked you, I really did. "Tramp stamp" and all (you did see her back tatt on the last date, right-- not so much into tatts - boys, don't bring home any girls with visible tatts, mom won't be happy!).
Molly, disappointing at best. You know he wants you. Save face for the sake of all single girls out there. Give him the heave ho on national tv and then if you really think you want to be with 7 ways from crazy, Jason, privately contact him. He's probably going to leave you for DeAnna in a week anyways. Or maybe that is what tonight's After the Final Rose is about!? Maybe he dumps Molly and brings back DeAnna just so he has "no regrets."
I think i need to get my crazy-dar checked... I just didn't see this one coming! :) Or maybe, I am equally crazy for posting about this!?
Monday, March 2, 2009
"There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers." — Chelsea Handler
We also did some "boogie boarding". Because this is our first winter living in a climate with snow, Jack can't get past the fact that his sled bears a striking resemblance to his boogie board with which he has "surfed" every summer.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Too bad AJ thinks the blog is silly-- i probably won't be getting them for mother's day. :)