Monday, July 27, 2009

High Low

High: AJ doesn't have to travel anymore.
Low: todays been totally annoying and it would be a tie between
AJ taking both sets of keys to my car
and....
a conversation I had with a disgruntled geriatric man on the treadmill next to me at the gym. I hadn't talked to AJ all day and our conversation was finishing as I got organized on the treadmill... Unkind Geriatric Man says, "DO YOU MIND. Your not supposed to use those things in here." And by those things do you mean a cell phone (welcome to the 21st century) or iPod. There is a difference and I would like a little clarification if you don't mind. Ugh. "Bye, Aje."

Dear Unkind Geriatric Man Treadmill Neighbor (who I am sure reads my blog),
I wiped off your nasty treadmill since you seemed to forget that is also a rule at the gym, cause I am nice like that. I do like how you have selective rule paying attention skills-- my three year old might be able to teach you a thing or two about that.
Cheers,
Apparently Loud Cellphone Treadmill Neighbor

2 comments:

  1. Funny!! Thanks for the sweet comment!

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  2. This is so funny! Don't you get nervous that these people do actually read your blog?? I think that all the time :)

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